The Oscars Jokes Kevin Hart Would Have Told

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    'The Upside' star Kevin Hart tries out the material he was preparing for the Oscars ceremony.
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James Zgorzelski
James Zgorzelski

I used to think I didn't like Kevin Hart going back a couple years. I really like the dude now. ESPECIALLY now that he's pissing off SJWs

15 minutes ago
Human Being of Planet Earth
Human Being of Planet Earth

anyone else noticing a trend of the world running out of new entertainment so when anyone talented comes around we put them on the biggest pedestal possible but when we over flood the gates with entertainers we start entertaining ourselves with how were going to ruin their careers, i say we as a species because WE do this a lot

46 minutes ago
old Red back
old Red back

Dribble

57 minutes ago
Zafeer Anuar
Zafeer Anuar

I just wanna throw a glass at stephen’s face

Hour ago
Olivia K
Olivia K

His pronunciation of Meryl is my favorite

Hour ago
Sandra valfritt
Sandra valfritt

Its not over until the people you have hurt feel that its over. If i punch you, and you want me to apologize, and you do a half-ass attempt at it and then just go "im over it! its over! im done with it!" - then that does not mean its ok. You are not the one that decides that.

Hour ago
Sandra valfritt
Sandra valfritt

Bu-fucking-hu, he is such a dork.

Hour ago
Joseph van Wyk
Joseph van Wyk

Oh brother. Stephen has become such a knob. Americans must be getting lead-poisoning.

Hour ago
supastar
supastar

I was so happy his new movie got to Number one on opening weekend

2 hours ago
BrothersInHumanity1
BrothersInHumanity1

Kevin hart is deluded, your a entertainer. Simple as that

2 hours ago
Styneslad
Styneslad

this was ten years ago. image how many gay jokes we would of made 10 years ago? this was an attack nothing else.

2 hours ago
Wilson Irakoze
Wilson Irakoze

Kevin's corked eye

2 hours ago
Saksha Verma
Saksha Verma

I really thought he was going to host after watching Ellen.

2 hours ago
Ango Gobloggian
Ango Gobloggian

The video starts at 5:12 everything before that is Stephen asking about his twitter comments

2 hours ago
hengofthrones
hengofthrones

Why kevin on stage dressed as a pistachio nut?

2 hours ago
Nicko 1J soarer
Nicko 1J soarer

Funny guy..to bad hes a shit dad and husband ☻💩👣

3 hours ago
Agra Nam
Agra Nam

Wow must be awkward for Cuckbert because his bosses want him to please the shitty LGBT community while not offending the people who side with Kevin Hart as well 😂

3 hours ago
AngeredFox
AngeredFox

This is the sort of insanity that happens right before a nation implodes on itself. Everyone worry about something a celebrity tweeted 10 years ago instead of all the horrible real issues facing us right now.

3 hours ago
jams4041
jams4041

He can't move that fast wit dem tight ass pants on. How bout this one "I apologize but if you don't like it Fu@K You".

3 hours ago
G94
G94

despicable that you would have someone homophobic on your show! typical hollywood always looking after it's own scum.

4 hours ago
ParadigmRabbit
ParadigmRabbit

Can we get a campaign going to get an apology to Hart from the media editors behind their adorable writers? Honestly.

4 hours ago
ParadigmRabbit
ParadigmRabbit

A conversation between Hart and an someone who seems to be made into an Oscar PR temp, on what looks like a talk show, in front of the general public, the radicals, and the media machine. A comedian’s best ammo is logic. Go Hart.

4 hours ago
dicerevo
dicerevo

The oscars have a real dilemma. Who do they now have host the oscars? Every comedian has told a joke at some point that has offended someone.

4 hours ago
Mutsonjo Cesa
Mutsonjo Cesa

Stephen's body language is kinda weird... Or maybe I'm wrong..

4 hours ago
Big De
Big De

OMG loved it..NO TALK OF OR ABOUT TRUMP! YES

5 hours ago
Andrew Altman
Andrew Altman

Just give it to Ricky Gervais and stand back.

5 hours ago
Vina Poleon
Vina Poleon

Why if he said he was over it did you make him go over it again some people just like to push the boat out and act as though no one else’s feelings matter

6 hours ago
Nethan Thielen
Nethan Thielen

5 years from now he's going to have to apologize for not giving a good enough apology...

6 hours ago
Jalen Wilkie
Jalen Wilkie

Wtf is this

6 hours ago
IMPERIAL THRASHER
IMPERIAL THRASHER

Damn Colbert is short af

7 hours ago
C C
C C

I unsubbed from the late show after this. Should have just kicked him in the nuts and laughed at him well he rolled on the ground in agony.

7 hours ago
glen phillips
glen phillips

Looks like chris Rock

7 hours ago
raciel gonzalez
raciel gonzalez

the subtitles haha

7 hours ago
MrCerebellum2
MrCerebellum2

He has got to be exhausted talking about this over and over with talk shows.

7 hours ago
mugensamurai
mugensamurai

Too bad an onion has a core.

8 hours ago
Chris M
Chris M

I'm fucking triggered!!!!!

8 hours ago
Richard Duncan
Richard Duncan

Nice Kevin. Finally a real person.

8 hours ago
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ᏟᏞᎪᏚᏚᏆᏟ ᎻᎾᎾᎠᏞᏌᎷ

I just hope he doesn't get prejudged for it. You know it always happen s

9 hours ago
2k PLAYA
2k PLAYA

Stephen tried to expose his ass😂😂😂😂 but failed

9 hours ago
Raesling Undomiel
Raesling Undomiel

5:54 for those of us only here for the jokes. Because, I'm over the "scandal," too.

11 hours ago
Allirix
Allirix

He told me not to go. I still haven't left

12 hours ago
CODPOV
CODPOV

Me: I know a gay guy that sounds like an owl. Friend: Who?

12 hours ago
J0ECRAWF15H
J0ECRAWF15H

....You've given me a fantastic tool to use against hyper-masculine idiots. lol thanks.

4 hours ago
CODPOV
CODPOV

Hear about the gay royal Canadian mounted cop? He got so excited his first day on the Job he jumped on his whistle and blew his horse.

12 hours ago
CODPOV
CODPOV

Q. Why should you never go to a gay barbecue?

12 hours ago
CODPOV
CODPOV

The Hot Dogs taste like Sh*t

12 hours ago
off-white
off-white

That jacket is incredible

12 hours ago
Major ScaLe
Major ScaLe

Proof the #LGBTQ" are nothing but Bullies!!!! All they do is attack people and try to take money out their pockets or get them off of TV or radio etc..... Too sensitive

12 hours ago
Sketchbook ofhorror
Sketchbook ofhorror

This can be said about any group, just because the LGBTQ community has a few fickle members that like drama doesn't define the majority of the LBGTQ community. If one black man lashes out like an animal and beats his wife to near death state is it safe for me to assume all black men are like this? As Aries Spear said "give credit were credit is due", if you have a bunch of irrational people taking advantage of a celebrity then point them out but don't drag others who aren't involved.

10 hours ago
dabadadeeda
dabadadeeda

Colbert is the worst. I loved the Colbert Report, but he's super douchey now.

12 hours ago
Meg A
Meg A

Yes Kevin! Colbert needs to chill

12 hours ago
Scott Walters
Scott Walters

Can we stop beating this dead horse? It’s actually getting annoying. Let the man move on

13 hours ago
Jill V
Jill V

To say that the picture of Denzel doesn't look like Denzel, but like someone behind Winn Dixie begging for money is a nasty comment...

13 hours ago
Scott Brown
Scott Brown

If one had no context, this is the most confusing interview ever

13 hours ago
Asian_Buddie
Asian_Buddie

Is it just me or the title doesn’t make any sense. Just read it and you’ll know what I mean.

13 hours ago
Mohammed yahya
Mohammed yahya

💐

13 hours ago
QUEENDOM
QUEENDOM

Did he apologize for cheating on his wife yet? Lol

13 hours ago
ProducShuns
ProducShuns

I would've loved if that Oscar exchange had gone: Kevin: "I had some HEAT" Colbert: "really, what was the heat?" Kevin: "uhhh, I had some gay jokes"

14 hours ago
Zabi Faqiri
Zabi Faqiri

Kevin Hart is another failure comedian ...more like a try hard now

14 hours ago
BlackHairandSkinCare
BlackHairandSkinCare

😂

14 hours ago
Rob Vespa
Rob Vespa

Why would Kevin Hart host the Oscars to begin with? Not him - I think any comedian would take that gig... i mean that I don't understand why Kevin was considered for the Oscar hosting gig to begin with. Something different? Also, why do the Oscars still exist? They're awful. That is, the awards. Also, unlike some of the other viewers, I don't think Kevin is funny... or would make for a good host. I'd like to be wrong and be surprised, but don't think I would be. I guess it doesn't matter now.

15 hours ago
pro fortnite gamer
pro fortnite gamer

Once in a life time opatunaty and throw away by sencitive little children

15 hours ago
hmoobdaj
hmoobdaj

We're in an era where people care way too much about other peoples opinion. Its silly. Put your energy elsewhere.

15 hours ago
one two three
one two three

cant take a joke. he already apologize yrs ago.. stop acting like you can do whatever the F you want

15 hours ago
The Freelancer
The Freelancer

Stephen would be a great host to the Oscars. he is as uptight as the actors and directors down there.

15 hours ago
Sandy Borrero
Sandy Borrero

This makes no sense. He apologized. What's the problem? Everybody loves Kevin and this is so unfair for him

16 hours ago
Harpia
Harpia

Envy

10 hours ago
michael colon
michael colon

What’s the purpose of words? Whatever happen to “stick and stones might break my bones but words would never hurt me”.....🤦‍♂️

16 hours ago
michael colon
michael colon

What’s the purpose of words? Whatever happen to “stick and stones might break my bones but words would never hurt me”.....🤦‍♂️

16 hours ago
Jared Gaurano
Jared Gaurano

About to see it this Friday. I re-watched Unbreakable and Split last night to get ready for Glass. Pretty excited yet not holding any expectations since reviews are mixed. Fingers crossed!

16 hours ago
Erik Iacopelli
Erik Iacopelli

Dont care what Kevin EVER says, Dude is crazy funny and you can NOT help but laugh when you watch anything hes in

17 hours ago
Erik Iacopelli
Erik Iacopelli

Thats cuz SJW's wont EVER be happy, Even if you was to be jailed and beaten to a inch of your life EVERYDAY for the rest of your life and lose EVERYTHING. all you money and fame and everything and EVEN THEN they wont say its enough, Thats why I just do NOT fucking care. Ill say what the fuck i want and aint saying sorry for shit

17 hours ago
George Hayduke
George Hayduke

Eh.

17 hours ago
Jupiter MacWillow
Jupiter MacWillow

Wish he hadn't apologized in the first place.

17 hours ago
Rob Halpin
Rob Halpin

What did he say ?

18 hours ago
Roman Darius
Roman Darius

Hey, Black People, Jewish Controlled Hollywood is trying to force you to accept homosexuality. It is hard to say know when they are offering you all these silver coins, but just keep this in mind: Minister Louis Farrakhan is correct about them. (Stephen Colbert has received more than his fair share of coins)

18 hours ago
OG Deadeye
OG Deadeye

‘Say what we say or we will make you regret it’. That’s what PC culture has become now. They had another word for that in the 1930’s though, fascism.

18 hours ago
EvilMIST
EvilMIST

Was a great gay joke for sure. Loved it.

18 hours ago
Zane Thurman
Zane Thurman

Poor Kevin being forced to apologize over and over again. Gave a great answer to Stephen.

18 hours ago
kardentyrell
kardentyrell

Bill Burr hosting the oscars, I want to see that.

18 hours ago
Cracker Jack
Cracker Jack

Why would he apologize for something that doesn't matter or was never an issue?

18 hours ago
Ben Dover
Ben Dover

Damn Faggs

18 hours ago
Logan Lion
Logan Lion

That was good

18 hours ago
Jimmy Logan
Jimmy Logan

Give this man an Oscar 😂😂

19 hours ago
Nathan Harkins
Nathan Harkins

As long as it’s not Jimmy Kimmel, I’m okay…

19 hours ago
John Perkins
John Perkins

His theme music walking in sounded an awful lot like Martin’s theme music.

19 hours ago
Max Jerry Horowitz
Max Jerry Horowitz

Give them a little fame and fortune and they become homophobic racists.

19 hours ago
Gavin Ramjaun
Gavin Ramjaun

Kevin Hart would be phenom. He's paid his dues now...

19 hours ago
Leon Phelps
Leon Phelps

We're living in a society where if you're a man and you don't wanna have sex with another man then you're HOMOPHOBIC AND SHOULD LOSE EVERYTHING YOU'VE WORKED FOR...... the gays are like a scrawny kid who hates Bullies because he was bullied but then hit the gym gain some muscles and now he's bullying any and everyone who doesn't share the same views....

19 hours ago
Donald Trump
Donald Trump

I knew it from very beginning that the moment that #LGBT community will get power they will bully people.

19 hours ago
Adam Hellyer
Adam Hellyer

Love Kevin. Good attitude

20 hours ago
IsaacS2010
IsaacS2010

Much respect to Kevin for how he handled this. Colbert pressed him a little too far as far as I am concerned. Kevin was class right here.

20 hours ago
Jimmy Sivu
Jimmy Sivu

Stephen Colbert is not a nice guy

20 hours ago
James Filloramo
James Filloramo

How about actually apologizing for your homophobia instead of beating around the bush and playing the victim for losing a job? He can be over it if he wants but I hope that it continues to linger over his career. He never apologized, he complained about apologizing

20 hours ago
Tutu Tutu
Tutu Tutu

Was it cringy?

20 hours ago
Tutu Tutu
Tutu Tutu

Why's Kevin Hart's not Ant man?

21 hour ago
Giles alakija
Giles alakija

🤣😎👊🏽

21 hour ago
Kyle F
Kyle F

It's Meryl not "Merle", Kevin.

21 hour ago
khaled s
khaled s

The same way you have the right to be gay, I have the right to hate your guts. I won't follow you down the street and stab your heart out just because you're gay, you will find your punishment ahead of you in the judgment day, with that being said i will not let you shove your bull shit and mental illness down my throat. And that's that.

21 hour ago
Steven Uzoukwu
Steven Uzoukwu

The Oscars missed out on one hell of a host/performance from Kev. Good job guys, wont watch it anyways lol

21 hour ago
javier gonzalez
javier gonzalez

Surprised nobody was offended by the "some guy asking for spare changes" joke Colbert told

21 hour ago
Google User
Google User

OMG HE APOLOGIZE!!!!!!

22 hours ago
Clayton Humphrey
Clayton Humphrey

I’m gay. I support Kevin Hart, and I think his stance is mature and is what America needs in these overly sensitive times.

22 hours ago
100Moral
100Moral

the oscares are full of Homosexual trigered people? i dont get it o.0

22 hours ago

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